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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 575 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.