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BrazilCraft – The Samba Minecraft Server

Bra, BrazilCraft, conforto, cores vibrantes, design, detalhes, edição moreno, Elegancia, estampas, ESTILO, fabricação nacional, fio brasileiro, lingerie, Minecraft, moda brasileira, moda íntima, Modelagem, pixadaço, qualidade, SAMBA, sensualidade, Server, tecidos, tendencias

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the floss!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made of emerald blocks? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, ITT, memes, Minecraft, offbeat, Online Community, OOC, OOC Panels, Out of Context Panels, Panels, PixelatedPals, pop culture, Random, smp, social media, surreal, Unconventional, unexpected, viral content

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	2334	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	105
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6149
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Emeralds Found:	6167

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Emeralds Found:	3327
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6694
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!