BoomerCraft: Where the ‘mid 30s’ crowd rules the block!

30s, anxiety, BLOCK, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Crowd, fear, Introvert, ISOLATION, job i hate, Loneliness, mental health, mid, mid 30s, motivation, no friends, no gf, No Kids, no wife, relationships, rules, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, social anxiety

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Are you tired of being a lone wolf in real life? Well, fear not because on our server, you will never be alone again!

Join us and you will be surrounded by a community of awesome players who are always ready to have a good time. No more sitting in your house alone all day, now you can build and explore with your new virtual friends!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will embark on exciting adventures and face off against fearsome mobs. You’ll even have the chance to team up with other players and conquer epic dungeons together.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job or a girlfriend when you can have all the fun you want right here? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5840	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	5822
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	791	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4168
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Emeralds Found:	9693	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	0

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

argentina, Competition, decision, Disappointment, el bencho, football, LAUGH, lautardo, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Players, Potential, regret, selection, serie a, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, TEAM, Thread, top scorer

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, baby, browsing, busy, cex, Customer, Employee, Interaction, line, Mother, pram, PramQueueSkipperAITAH, Queue, second hand shop, Seething, shopping centre, skipping, transaction, uk, Waiting

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

CraftyCreeperCraziness

Absurd, asinine, Baffling, CraftyCreeperCraziness, disbelief, dumb, far-fetched, foolishness, idiocy, ignorance, illogical, irrational, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2688
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

arms control, arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, NorthKoreanArtillery, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons, Western intelligence

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8289	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, iran, Israel, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strike, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, preemptive strike, presidential directive, Quest, security threat, trump, Trumps, united states, Urgent, war strategy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	2799	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Nightmare Toys Transform

1980s, action figures, Challenges, childhood memories, Collectibles, creativity, design, Engineering, first, iconic, imagination, Nightmare, Nostalgia, Retro, Robots, toy designers, toy industry, Toys, transform, transformers, vintage

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4293
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

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