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my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crops Grown:	6931	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	2648	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyAssadTurkeySyriaPeace

Assad, Conflict Resolution, CraftyAssadTurkeySyriaPeace, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Erdogan, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, Politics, reconciliation, regional stability, Restore, summit meeting, Syria, talks, TIES, turkey

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1011
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. you can, like, build a house made out of cheese or ride a llama into battle.

one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, out of this world, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests? yeah, it’s, like, a whole new world down there.

come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the party, dude!

PixelPedia: Memes & Lore

Communication, cultural heritage, culture, digital archives, digital legacy, education, far future, future generations, historical preservation, History, information access, information sharing, knowledge dissemination, knowledge preservation, learning, Lore, memes, online content, PixelPedia, social media, societal evolution, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like u ain’t never seen before. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like it’s the 80s.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.

Crafting Love: Effort Over Destiny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Buildings Constructed:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so like, u know how some peeps think that love is all like, meant to be and stuff? well, turns out those peeps might be happy at first but like, they gonna crash and burn eventually. BUT, those who put in the work and effort, they gonna be like, forever happy and stuff.

same goes for this epic minecraft server, u feel me? like, if u think u gonna just join and everything gonna be perfect without any effort, u gonna be disappointed. BUT, if u put in the work, make some friends, build some epic stuff, u gonna be like, forever satisfied and happy.

so come join us on this server, where u gotta put in the effort to be happy, but trust me, it gonna be worth it in the end. plus, we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. so like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

From Stress MC

brawl, De Stress MC, death, Fight, Gamemodes, Gaming, Heaven, Hell, Minecraft, Other, Relaxed, Server, Stress MC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Emeralds Found:	1874	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome To De Stress MC

The server where you get to choose between heaven and hellHeaven is the relaxed gamemodes whereas hell is a full on brawl and fight to the death

play.destress-mc.com

GreatPerdanga Minecraft Server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, GreatPerdanga, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9223
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The owner of the server «GreatPerdanga» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.21.193:25962

Broomstix: Where brooms are the ultimate tool for survival in this magical Minecraft world! Fly on Sundays and claim your spot!

brooms, Broomstix, Claim, Claiming, Community, Economy, Fly, Hardmode, Homes, integration, MAGICAL, market, Messaging, Minecraft, PvP, Ranks, ResponsiveStaff, Rewards, ServerShops, Shops, smp, spot, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tool, tutorial, Ultimate, Voting, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	Join our Discord server
Online In-game map	View our online map

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

1. Can I join the server using both Java and Bedrock clients?

Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock clients, allowing for cross-play without the need for a Java account.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on our server to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How do I claim land on the server?

You can use ProtectionStones to claim land on the server and protect your builds from tampering.

4. Are there PvP arenas on the server?

Yes, we have an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory enabled for intense battles.

5. How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

We have Minecraft-Discord integration to allow players to interact with the community even when they are away from the game.

MineCraftyCOD – Modern Warfare Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	219
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3359	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the Triple Dead Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Brought to you by Slophammer Gaymes, this server is not for the faint of heart.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being killed not once, not twice, but three times in a row by our resident troll, the Triple Dead Reaper. Rumor has it that if you can survive his wrath, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find our exclusive Hot Lava Parkour Challenge. Dodge fireballs, jump over pits of lava, and try not to rage quit as you navigate this treacherous obstacle course.

So why wait? Join the Triple Dead Edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, death is only the beginning on this wild and wacky server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure for the three count of your life!

SickCraft: Mom’s Guest List Drama

Communication Issues, Drama, emotional distress, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling like a showpiece, feeling uncomfortable, feeling vulnerable, guest, guest etiquette, guest visit, liquid diet, list, mandible advancement, medical condition, moms, Parent-child relationship, parental support, personal boundaries, post-surgery care, room lighting, sensitive to light, sickcraft, surgery recovery

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8598	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community that understands your struggles. Need a break from overbearing parents who treat you like a museum exhibit? Look no further!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own virtual sanctuary, away from bright lights and unwanted guests. No need to worry about being put on display, unless you want to show off your epic builds!

Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re recovering from surgery or just need a break from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in, leave your shirt at the door (if you want), and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with nosy guests and overbearing parents.

DeathWish Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, DeathWish, depression, Despair, emotional pain, healing, hopelessness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, self-care, Server, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, wish death

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wish death upon yourself? Look no further, because our server will make you wish death upon your enemies instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet zombie pigman riding a chicken? So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft madness. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!