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CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, Votes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.

So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PixelatedBrainiacs

Brain, cognition, EYES, Images, Light, optical illusions, Perception, PixelatedBrainiacs, projectors, sensory organs, Sight, understand, vision, Visual Communication, visual cortex, visual information, visual interpretation, visual perception, visual processing, visual stimuli

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Join this epic Minecraft server where our eyes are projectors, turning light into images our brain can understand. But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

Need a break from mining and crafting? No problem! We have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races. These little oinkers are faster than you think!

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because adventure awaits on our Minecraft server!

BlockyBallotBrawl

acceptable, allegations, BlockyBallotBrawl, certain groups, Claims, democratic stability, democrats, election fraud, election fraud claims, erode, findings, Heighten, heighten support, political elites, political violence, republicans, Support, support for violence, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy drama-filled world? well, do i have the server for u! join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where election fraud claims are flying left and right and u gotta choose sides to survive. are u a republican ready to fight for what u believe in, even if it means resorting to violence? or are u a democrat trying to keep the peace and save the server from chaos? come join us and see where ur allegiance lies in this insane world of political drama and minecraft madness. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidwestMingle Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, hostility, midwestern women, MidwestMingle, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceptions, Quality, regional attitudes, relationships, Server, social norms, societal expectations, southern women, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with hostile midwestern women who seem to hate men but still want to get with them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Our virtual world is filled with friendly and welcoming players who won’t give you any attitude. Plus, our midwestern women NPCs are programmed to actually like men and treat them with respect – what a concept, right? Join us and leave the drama behind, because who needs that kind of craziness in their gaming experience?

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

biggest regret, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on regrets, regret, RegretCraft, self-forgiveness, Server, should have done differently, what if, wish I could go back

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, you should! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle the heat. We’ve got diamond ore blocks raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Join now and say goodbye to regrets, unless your regret is not joining our server earlier, in which case, you’re still screwed.

CocaineCraft: The Million Dollar Delivery

cocaine, CocaineCraft, consequences, crime, Dangerous, Delivery, Dilemma, Dollar, drug trafficking, Drugs, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, mail, MILLION, MONEY, Narcotics, Police, Risky, suspicious, temptation, undercover, unexpected, windfall

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Towns Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen, like receiving $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in the mail! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground drug ring or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – and DEA agents!

CarHouseCraft

car size, CarHouseCraft, creative thinking, Dimensions, House, innovative idea, interior design, mind-boggling, new perspective, out of the box, perspective, roof, Size Comparison, space utilization, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Transportation, unconventional concept, unique perspective, vehicle size, vertical cars

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6243	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9913

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS STACKED VERTICALLY INSIDE HOUSES, THEY SO BIG THEY GO THRU DA ROOF! U CAN RACE UR FRIENDS TO DA TOP AND SEE WHO CAN TOUCH DA SKY FIRST! IT’S A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON CAR SIZE, U WON’T BELIEVE UR EYES! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE FOR URSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE!

VapeCrafters: From 1 in 80 to 1 in 10!

2013, 2023, Adults, Behavior, disposable devices, england, Environment, exclusive, Impact, INCREASE, long term, Mainstream, one in 10, one in 80, Report, substantial, trend, Use, vape, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Animals Bred:	95
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Join our epic Minecraft server where we vape our way to victory! We have more adults vaping than ever before, so you know it’s lit! Half of our players exclusively use disposable devices, because who needs sustainability when you can have sick clouds, amirite? Come join the vape nation and help us destroy the environment, one puff at a time! It’s like blowing up creepers, but with way more flavor! See you on the server, bros!