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Blocky Babes & Bros

advice, Babes, blocky, bros, Communication, Differences, emotions, experiences, Frustrations, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Insights, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with clueless guys in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the men are non-existent and the creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! Our community of strong, independent women will show you the true power of girl power as we build, mine, and slay dragons together. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a member and he’s looking for a strong Minecraft queen to rule by his side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those boys who’s boss in this blocky world!

Alzheimers Brain Busters

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amyloid plaques, amyloid-β, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain signaling, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, JNeurosci study, learning impairment, memory impairment, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology research, neurotoxic agent, Neurotoxicity, synapse disruption, synaptic dysfunction

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	1081
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make you remember stuff better than a goldfish with amnesia! forget about alzheimer’s cuz we got amyloid-β fighting skills like you’ve never seen before! our synapses are so lit they’ll make your brain do a happy dance! sign up now and become a memory master in our wacky world of wonder!

TerraBras – ATM9

Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to TERRACRAFT TECH! Server with the most played technological mods at the moment. Build sophisticated machines with Mekanism mod and also amazing machines with Create mod. Come have fun with us. You need to have Forge installed and All The Mod 9 last version on Minecraft 1.20.1 to be able to use our mod list.

Mods down: https://blogimpactante.wordpress.com/mods

terrabras.servegame.com

Celestials

1.20.1, Celestials, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, rideable pets, Server, Skyblock, smp, Special Bosses, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Celestials is newly made minecraf server for 1.20.1 currently only Smp Avaible Also Cross Play Is Avaible we will be adding Skyblock in future. feel free to join our server We also have rideable pets, Special Bosses

Celestials.mcserver.us:25598

Tattooed Sisters Minecraft Server

body art, body image, comparison, Competition, Confidence, empowerment, Expression, female bonding, friendship, Individuality, Insecurity, Jealousy, matching tattoos, Minecraft, personal choice, self esteem, Server, sisters, solidarity, Support, tattooed, tattoos, validation, Value

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	890297	Crops Grown:	6960
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	6678
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of feeling like your tattoos are just not as cool as your friends’? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and get matching tattoos with your friends in-game to lower their value and boost your own ego! Who needs real tattoos when you can have virtual ones that actually make you feel better about yourself? Join now and start asserting your dominance through ink!

Minecraft SMP – /d g/ – Diamond Guardians

494503029, API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, Codename Frontiers, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, Diamond, dim, Dps, Guardians, Guide, Minecraft, News, PressKits, Resources, smp, spreadsheets, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.4

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Animals Bred:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Buildings Constructed:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and more creepers than you can shake a stick at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has been known to drop in and challenge players to PvP battles.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a creeper explosion, and more laughs than a villager trying to trade with you. Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

TimeTravlinTom Minecraft SMP

choose, emotional, Experience, first time, introspection, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, own life., past, personal growth, Reflection, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Significant, single moment, smp, special moment, time travel, TimeTravlinTom, Unique, Witness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience time travel in a whole new way? Then come join our wacky SMP where you can witness your most epic Minecraft moments over and over again!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, your heart racing as you try to outsmart your opponents. Just when you think all hope is lost, you activate your time travel powers and go back to that moment, ready to kick some butt all over again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Time Crystal, rumored to grant players the ability to turn back time whenever they want. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time traveler in Minecraft history?

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old reality when you can relive your favorite moments in blocky, pixelated glory? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CraftyClicksMC

CraftyClicksMC, Helpful Tools, internet resources, online resources, top websites, useful website, website directory, website list, website rankings, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website suggestions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Have you ever stumbled upon a website that is so useful, it’s like finding a diamond block in Minecraft? Well, our Minecraft server is like the ultimate website of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs into battle like a true warrior! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting newbies with exploding chickens and disappearing blocks. So why waste your time on boring websites when you can join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

EcoPoliceCraft: Stop Brazil Fires!

#sustainability, Amazon, Biodiversity, Boss, Brazil, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, EcoPoliceCraft, ecosystem, enforcement, Environmental, Fires, illegal logging, law enforcement, Police, Protection, punishment, Rainforest, regulations, STOP, Wildfire

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.

plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.

TV Sewage Breaks Server

advertising breaks, breaks, broadcast schedule, commercial breaks, half an hour, Media consumption, peak demand, peak flow intervals, peak flows, peak periods, Server, seven minutes, Sewage, sewage system, television commercials, Television era, television industry, television programming, Timing, urban infrastructure, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉