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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

270towin, Blue wave, Campaign, Democracy, Dems, election, electoral college, Fortifying, Minecraft, no tossups, outcome, Pa, PALS, Pennsylvania, PIXEL, political tactics, Politics, polling, redistricting, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DragonCraft Server

action RPG, Archiver, augments, character creator, core skills, ddg, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., DragonCraft, FANTASY, hiring pawns, Old Pawn sheet, patch notes, pathfinder, pawn, Pawn Guild, punching bag, RPG, Server, Skills, Steam page, Updated Pawn sheet, video game, Wiki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1802
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Pathfinder’s Favorite Punching Bag Edition!

Join us on this server where you can punch your way through dungeons, slay dragons, and create the most epic pawns to accompany you on your adventures.

Patch notes? We don’t need ’em – we make our own rules here.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us where the pawns are fierce, the skills are insane, and the laughs are endless.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident dragon slayer, Steve – he’s taken down more Ender Dragons than you can count.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Pathfinder’s Favorite Punching Bag Edition and let the madness begin!

MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

ac, Booking, city, Disappointment, discomfort, expensive, Experience, Frustration, italy, metro, Milano, MilanoMadness, Minecraft, Overpriced, regret, shithole, smp, Tourist, Trash, travel, urban decay, vacation, weird people

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Hate2LoveCraft

clandestine enjoyment, concealed infatuation, covert fondness, disguised preference, feigned aversion, guilty pleasure, hate, Hate2LoveCraft, hidden passion, love, masked affection, pretend dislike, private delight, secret indulgence, sub rosa fascination, suppressed desire, under-the-radar interest, undercover obsession, undisclosed attraction, veiled infatuation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Farms Harvested:	553	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of pretending to hate creepers blowing up your house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we encourage it! In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to building houses just to watch them get destroyed by those pesky green creatures. Join us for the ultimate thrill of chaos and destruction!

But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Well, on our server, we have an exclusive mini-game where you can do just that! Saddle up and show those bony fiends who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. From zombies doing the Thriller dance to creepers attempting the Moonwalk, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining sight anywhere else.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what ridiculous adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

VenezuelaBallotMadness

Accountability, ballot records, Brazil, coming days., controversy, Democracy, diplomatic relations, elections, Government, INFORMATION, international relations, investigation, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Release, south america, transparency, Venezuela, VenezuelaBallotMadness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	9457
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	14

LOL this server is like if Venezuela and Brazil had a baby and it was a Minecraft server! Join now for the chance to see Maduro release all the ballot records in the most epic way possible. Will he do it by riding a llama into battle? Or maybe he’ll summon a giant chicken to do his bidding? Who knows, but it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden in the server that will make you richer than a diamond pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join now and let the madness begin!

Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

1.21, 100-200, bedrock, Community, Discord, Endless, English, French, Gametype, Gaming, Language, Length of game, Max Number of players, no wipe, Players, practically, Realm, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	744	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Max Number of Players	100 – 200
Length of Game	No wipe
Gametype	Survival
Language	English

If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
How often does the server reset?	This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play?	You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

Audience, autism, autistic, Behavior, Character, Cinema, comic book, Deadpool, Deadpools, Excited, Fan, Fandom, film, girl, Interaction, lore dumping, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Multiverse, Server, Social Skills, SuperHero, Versions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	543135
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1054	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

Apology, bitter, cancelled trip, CraftyInLaws, Crisis, demanding job, Exhausting, family, father in-law, Friends, health emergency, Hospital, improved outlook, long road, MASSAGE, Minecraft, Relaxing, Server, uncle, Visit, WIBTAH, Wife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

aita, blended families, bullying, cancer diagnosis, Communication Issues, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, father-daughter relationships, friendship, Grief, high school trip, Loss, parental support, public humiliation, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, standing up for oneself, stepmother, stepsis, stepsisters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Animals Bred:	107
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

FreakyCraft SMP

adventurous, BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, Freaky, freaky experiences, FreakyCraft, Kinky, Naughty, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., smp, strange, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4529
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!