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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8573 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!