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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 384 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!