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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5785 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!