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Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

horny anons, Stroke, Worship, no loli, gooning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Seaclay

Creative, Discord, Towny, Events, Custom

Build your business, start an empire and become Seaclay’s newest top earner.

Friendly community, reliable support and new fresh features added every week!

Join – Seaclay.mc.gg – to quickly get your business generating income while you sleep

Seaclay.mc.gg

QueendomSMP

Help, TOWN, Mlady, Roleplay, Age 18+

Are you lonely? Are you looking for your perfect Queen or Knight? This is your chance!

This is a laidback roleplay server where you can feel free to express yourself as a Queen or a Knight! Queens govern the land, while Knights enforce and protect.

When you first join, you will be asked to select a rank track: to Queen or Knight. You will be given a rank, and a starter kit. You can choose to make your own town/village or help others.

How do you know if M’Lady needs help? Well, there are tags which indicate their intentions. A Princess might be open for others to join her flock. She will have the tag [OPEN] next to her name, as in OPEN FOR NEW HELPERS!

How do you know if squires and Knights are occupied by a queen’s demands? The tag will show as [OWNED]or [UNOWNED]as in A QUEEN OR LADY HAS OWNERSHIP OF THIS KNIGHT. A knight might be unowned forever, living as a rogue. This is their choice.

So, whether you want to just see what this server offers, or if you are just curious, don’t hesitate to stop by! We are welcoming of everyone over age 18.

Join the discord for more information https://discord.gg/pWn2f7mQ

203.16.163.48:26917

MysticCraft Land 1.21.3

sexual desire, sexual taboos, human biology, sexual behavior, 1.21.3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because on this server, we don’t mess around with that boring old sex stuff. Nope, we’re all about that reproductive purpose life, keeping it real and natural, ya know? So if you’re tired of all those other servers where people are using sex as a recreational drug because of “muh cultural influence,” then this is the place for you! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before, where the only thing getting frisky is the creepers trying to blow up your base. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get your reproductive purpose on!

BabyGriefCraft

DEBT, money problems, loud noises, school dropout, GED

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and loud noises that make you want to yeet yourself out of a window? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are creeper explosions and Endermen teleporting!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about debt or bills piling up. No need to drop out of school here, unless it’s to spend more time perfecting your redstone contraptions. And forget about toxic family dynamics – the only family you’ll have to take care of is your Minecraft pets.

So come join us and leave behind the insanity of real life for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your castle walls. Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected baby announcements – unless you count the baby zombies that spawn at night!

Drive2Craft SMP

Journey, long drive, artist, music marathon, 6 hour drive

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the enchanted golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we have every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun on this server! Join now before it’s too late and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. YOLO, amirite? 😂🔥🐷 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #JoinUsOrElse 😜🎉

CraftyPutin’sPals

investigation, Government, foreign policy, CraftyPutinsPals, collusion

Are you tired of politics and international drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be upending is blocks for your epic builds! Who needs international leadership when you can lead your own blocky empire? Plus, we have secret tunnels that lead to Russia…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be a crazy plot twist? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Baby Bump & Block Party

maternal obesity, developmental delays, maternal health, pregnancy nutrition, motor skills

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we serve up a healthy dose of fun and craziness! If you wanna boost your child’s motor skills, then look no further, cuz our server is the place to be!

We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!

PioneerMC

beta 1.7.3, Discord, respectful, java server, Pure Survival

PioneerMC Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Features	No plugins, pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Discord	https://discord.pioneermc.org

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow mods that give players an unfair advantage. Please play in the spirit of classic Minecraft.

2. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

No, you are free to build and explore as you wish within the boundaries of the server. Just remember to be respectful of other players’ creations.

3. How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations to the server administrators either through Discord or in-game chat. We take all reports seriously and will investigate them promptly.