no shota – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!
But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.
Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).
And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

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AmagamiCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fast-paced as a K-pop comeback? Look no further, because our server is so ahead of the game that we’ve already got the next chapter of the latest manhwa out in Korean! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and staying one step ahead of the curve. Who knows, maybe we’ll even predict the next big Minecraft update before it’s even announced! So come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most unpredictable server around.

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PyCrafter Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Python and C fucked and had a baby! This server is the perfect blend of programming prowess and gaming greatness.
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where coding meets crafting. Build epic structures with the efficiency of Python and the precision of C.
But beware, this baby is a little unpredictable. One minute you could be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you could be chased by a horde of code-monster creepers.
So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling bugs while battling zombies at the same time? Plus, rumor has it that the baby has inherited some pretty cool superpowers from its parents.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the ultimate coding challenge on our Python and C baby Minecraft server!

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SisStealsPlusOne Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding!
Looking for a server where family feuds are more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and betrayals that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you choose loyalty to your friends or follow your heart down a path of drama and chaos?
Forget about building epic structures and mining for diamonds, the real adventure on our server is navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics and love triangles. Who needs enchanted gear when you have juicy gossip to uncover and alliances to forge?
So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question your own sanity. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the drama that unfolds every day. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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WeddingBlockerCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.
Picture this: a mother-in-law who insists on a choreographed dance with her son at the wedding, claiming she’s the “main character” of the show. She even jokes about wearing white because she’s the mother of the groom! But wait, there’s more – she’s a big spender when it comes to her kids’ weddings and has no qualms about voicing her opinions on everything from color schemes to engagement rings.
But fear not, for the bride has a secret weapon – a 1.5ct emerald cut Montana sapphire ring with a diamond setting that could blind even the most judgmental mother-in-law. And when it comes to the dance, she’s not about to let a mother/son dance steal the spotlight and make her feel uncomfortable about missing out on a father/daughter dance.
Join our server for a wedding extravaganza filled with family drama, outrageous demands, and the ultimate showdown between a bride and her mother-in-law. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this Minecraft server like no other!

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable moments.
Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of friendly villagers who invite you to join them on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But here’s the twist – the dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to open a bakery in the Nether! Will you help him achieve his dream or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of explosive llamas?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mythical creature who roams the forests in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the dastardly Bigfoot and earn his respect? Only time will tell!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyConspiracies
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Have you ever heard of the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually running our Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us for a chance to meet the elusive Herobrine himself and uncover the secrets he’s been hiding in the shadows. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his right-hand man and rule the server together in chaos and mayhem! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. Join now and let the madness begin!

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DuneCultCraft
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Yo, listen up gamers! Paul Atreides be like, “Watch out for them crazy followers!” But let me tell you, on this server, you don’t need to be no fancy pants to have a cult following! Just show up and BAM, you got yourself a bunch of loyal minions ready to do your bidding.
Join our server for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. It’s a whole new level of insanity, baby!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, let me hit you with this: we got a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never seen nothing like it!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become the ruler of your own wacky kingdom. Who needs Paul Atreides when you got us, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!
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yo, dis server be like dat COVID vaccine but for yo Minecraft game! u join dis server, u gonna get hit wit side effects like tiredness (cuz u be playin all night), muscle and joint pain (from all dat hardcore mining), chills (cuz u be chillin in yo cool base), headache (from tryna figure out dem redstone contraptions), fever (cuz u be on fire in PvP), nausea (from all dem crazy builds), and feeling generally unwell (cuz u be addicted to dis server)! but don’t worry, it just mean yo immune system be gettin stronger and u gonna be less likely to catch dem creepers tryna blow up yo stuff! so come join dis wild ride of a server and experience da ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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TechNut: Where only the best nuts survive! Join now for a tech-tacular time!

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Overview of Technut Minecraft Server

Description
Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game. Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together. Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience. While our server focuses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.
When did the server start/reset?
Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!
What type of players are we looking for?
We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.
How can I apply?
Apply through our Discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!Or, view our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	No, Technut is a Whitelist only server where players are carefully selected to maintain a positive and creative community.
What mods/plugins does the server use?	Technut focuses on Vanilla gameplay but has introduced 1.21 Experimental items and carpet mod for quality of life improvements.
What sets Technut apart from other Minecraft servers?	Technut values high standards of building and technical skills, community involvement, and long-term projects that all players contribute to.
How often are server events held?	Server events and projects are held regularly to engage the community and showcase their talents.

QuadTaxMaster Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where the only way to defeat the evil Taxmaster is by riding in on a majestic quad and taking him down with your epic quad skills! Who knew taxes could be so thrilling and action-packed? Join now and show off your quad-riding prowess while saving the virtual world from financial tyranny!

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