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DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

Arabs, BIAS, blocks, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, DesertCraft, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicities, ethnicity, generalizations, global perspectives, Identity, ignorance, middle eastern, misconceptions, prejudice, racism, Resist, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	113	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

blocky, bros, dehumanization., Disrespect, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender violence, Hoes, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, Server, sexism, sexual harassment, sexual objectification, toxic masculinity, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s humanity, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, BETRAYAL, chapter, chapter 47, futuristic, Gear, Heart, HEART GEAR, japanese manga, LOLzy, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, online manga, Robots, rumor, Sci Fi, Secrets, Server, shueisha, Suspense, Technology, The Truth Behind The Rumor

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	3730
Ores Mined:	7594	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	3578	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

advice, BETRAYAL, blocks, Cheaters, collide, Communication, confusion, Crafty, doubt, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, lying.., Paradise, Play, relationship, satisfaction, self esteem, sexual satisfaction, Shallow, SIZE, Trust, Truth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, covers, Gaming, hard work, indies, kusoge, madness, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, singing, sisterly personality, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3057	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	3268	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Ores Mined:	8944
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

#youtube, attraction, Boundaries, Choices, Communication, Connection, consent, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Decision making, desire, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, love, mobs, Partners, Preferences, relationships, romance, sex, Video

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

BDSM, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, consent, Desires, Dominant, Domination, Drool, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, PeggedCraft, pegging, relationships, rule, sexual exploration, submissive, taboo, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, beauties, blocky, Colorful, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, madness, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation, TUESDAY, Wandafuru

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Enchantments Applied:	256
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!