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DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6111	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CraftingCatastrophe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Are you sick of being attacked by creepers every time you step foot outside your house? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to mine again! That’s right, we have a team of magical fairies that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, our server is protected by a force field that repels them with the power of unicorn farts.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens in epic gladiator matches, and even befriend a talking llama who will tell you hilarious jokes all day long. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

hey there gamers, do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than ukraine’s incursion into kursk? well, this server will have you defying nato predictions left and right! we’ve got creepers that explode like nuclear bombs and skeletons that shoot missiles out of their bows.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant spiders and building your own secret underground bunker to hide from the zombie apocalypse.

our server is so wild, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. so come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the most insane minecraft challenges out there. trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft: Terror Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5247
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where explosions are just part of the fun! who needs boring old building when you can blow stuff up instead?

we have a whole city dedicated to TNT, where you can set off massive explosions and watch the chaos unfold. but be careful, because sometimes things can get a little too real… like that one time when a creeper blew up the entire spawn point and sent everyone flying into the sky.

if you’re looking for a server with a little more excitement and danger, then this is the place for you. join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Magic broomsticks fly on Sundays! Join Broomstix for some Classic fun, Java meets Bedrock with pets & custom enchants!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magic Items Found:	5593
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs using leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

3. How can I claim land on the server?

You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself.

4. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers custom enchantments, free fly in the overworld every Sunday, and a bartering economy system, among other features.

CraftyGossip Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our owner Miz is a certified psychopath! But don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and excitement of the server.

Once, Miz built a rollercoaster that went straight into a pool of lava. Why? Because why not! And let’s not forget the time Miz spawned a giant army of killer bunnies to terrorize the players. It was both horrifying and hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. You never know what’s going to happen next, and that’s what makes it so thrilling!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will. Who knows!

The Happening SMP: Block Party Extravaganza

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have a partially retired Gawr Gura as our server mascot, who spends her days lounging by the virtual pool and occasionally terrorizing unsuspecting players with her shark powers.

Join us for epic battles against giant squids that invade our server every full moon, or participate in our annual llama racing competition where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden beneath spawn where players can test their skills against the most fearsome mobs in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge?

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for Gawr Gura’s pranks – she’s always looking for new victims to join in on the fun!

FoodieFiasco

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Just like the subway incident, you never know what crazy encounters you’ll come across in our virtual world.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have it stolen by a mischievous player who claims it was their land all along. Or teaming up with fellow gamers to take down a boss mob, only to have someone betray you at the last minute. The possibilities are endless!

And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a heated argument between players over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Who needs reality TV when you have our server for non-stop entertainment?

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to laughter to pure disbelief. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as ridiculous as the subway meatball incident. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ores Mined:	9215	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feel like a boomer in a world full of zoomers! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We have more drama than a high school prom and more pranks than a YouTube channel dedicated to toilet papering houses. So come join us if you want to feel ancient in a world where diamonds are the new currency and creepers are the new Kardashians. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

MineCraftNostalgia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic, it made all the other kids jealous? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but instead of sand, you have an entire world at your fingertips! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for gamers.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie unicorns, and even have tea parties with Endermen. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending sleepover with your best friends. And don’t even get me started on our epic build competitions – last week, someone recreated the entire city of Atlantis using only dirt blocks!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Your favorite childhood memory is just a Minecraft server away.