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Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

affluent, chicks, Designer, exclusive, fashion, gossip, high society, Like.., luxury, Minecraft, no no, preppy, privileged, Rich, scandal, Secretly, Server, socialite, the, trend, up, Wealthy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

4 The Creeper Minecraft SMP

4.., creeper, long tail tags 4, Minecraft, no no, No-No Pogo, pogo, smp, tags, tags 4

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Emeralds Found:	7245
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the No-No Pogo Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions. Will you negotiate with the Creeper Union for safe passage through their territory, or will you risk it all and try to sneak past?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even convince the dragon to drop some sick beats.

So come join us on the No-No Pogo Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue Enderman stealing your blocks).

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
New Chunks Explored:	572107	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	422422
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Votes:	6385	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7900	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	307	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!