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Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

affluent, chicks, Designer, exclusive, fashion, gossip, high society, Like.., luxury, Minecraft, no no, preppy, privileged, Rich, scandal, Secretly, Server, socialite, the, trend, up, Wealthy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Emeralds Found:	9464
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

4 The Creeper Minecraft SMP

4.., creeper, long tail tags 4, Minecraft, no no, No-No Pogo, pogo, smp, tags, tags 4

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the No-No Pogo Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions. Will you negotiate with the Creeper Union for safe passage through their territory, or will you risk it all and try to sneak past?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even convince the dragon to drop some sick beats.

So come join us on the No-No Pogo Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue Enderman stealing your blocks).

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Emeralds Found:	8014
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6597	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ores Mined:	9534	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

beat the shit out of me, can’t create a thread, challenge, Competition, creating a thread, desire, error, Fighting, Frustration, Girlfriend, Joined, Minecraft, mistake, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, oh fuck, Oops, relationship, replied in a thread, Server, spar, sparring partner, thread creation., Title

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

art assets, Artistic, character design, Concept Art, digital art, game art, game art direction, game art style, game assets, game assets creation, game development, game graphics, game illustrations, gaming industry, in-game art, Minecraft, miner, official art, official artwork, official illustrations, smp, video game art, Video Game Design, visual design

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime ships, controversial, cute, Fandom, fanfiction, forbidden love, Japanese culture, Kino, Loli, loli x shota, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Server, shota, taboo, underage, young love

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.