no nes for the wicked Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	113	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	295
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ores Mined:	7325

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9497
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7866
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Farms Harvested:	720
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	274
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Votes:	2996	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	139	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ores Mined:	9050	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1493
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!