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LOKO Redneck’s Crazy Craft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Divine Spears Created:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to team up with a redneck named Cleetus McDonalds Doritos who has a small pinkish dick and a love for BBC porn? Well, now’s your chance! Watch out though, he’s trigger-happy and might just shoot you if you don’t join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters like senor loko redneck who will keep you on your toes with his unpredictable antics. Will you survive the chaos and come out on top?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Chat Broadcasts, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, Events, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, Pokebuilder, PokeWordle, Shiny and Legendary spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we are a family-friendly server that welcomes players of all ages.

2. Are there player gyms and tournaments available?

Yes, we offer player gyms, tournaments, and other competitive events for combat enthusiasts.

3. How can I earn dex rewards on the server?

You can earn dex rewards for your progression by completing various tasks and challenges related to the PokeDex.

4. Are shiny and Legendary spawns enhanced on the server?

Yes, we have enhanced rates for shiny and Legendary spawns to make hunting more exciting for players.

5. Is the server F2P friendly?

Yes, the server experience can be entirely F2P, with most purchasable items obtainable through gameplay.

Festive Melody Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, christmas carols, christmas classics, christmas songs, deck the halls, feliz navidad, Festive, festive tunes, holiday music, holly jolly Christmas, its beginning to look a lot like christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Melody, O Holy Night, Realms, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, traditional carols, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG, listen to this epic Christmas jam, it’s like Santa himself is dropping sick beats!

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the holiday spirit in pixelated form!

Build snowmen, decorate trees, and have snowball fights with your fellow players!

Who needs caroling when you can sing festive tunes while mining for diamonds?

Don’t be a Grinch, join our server and spread the Christmas cheer with explosions of holiday joy!

Just make sure to watch out for creepers dressed as elves, they’re sneaky little buggers!

Crafty_Girls SMP – Minecraft SMP

Code Name Bakery, Crafty_Girls, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, smp, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Can you find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous players who love to pull pranks and create chaos wherever they go. From TNT traps to fake lava pits, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have regular events and competitions that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Can you survive the zombie apocalypse or build the tallest tower in the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP around. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

anger, anniversary, Birthday, BirthdayBlock, Boyfriend, celebration, date, Deadlines, dejection, Dinner, Effort, Fight, hurtful, Loneliness, Minecraft, normal day, procrastination, resolution, Server, special day, Tears, workload

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring birthdays where you end up in tears and loneliness? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for outrageous celebrations and insane parties that will make you forget all about those sad birthdays of the past.

Our server is filled with crazy events and wild adventures that will make every day feel like a special occasion. Whether you’re battling dragons or building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling down about celebrating your birthday, don’t worry – we’ll throw you the most epic birthday bash you’ve ever seen. With fireworks, cake, and a surprise guest appearance from a famous Minecraft celebrity (okay, maybe not that last part), you’ll feel like a birthday queen (or king) in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make every day feel like a celebration?

ParentalBlockXmasDinner

adaptations, aita, Canceled, christmas dinner, complaining, Cooking, Decorated, deep cleaned, Destroyed, dog, elderly parents, favorites, gift, Hosting, husband, menu, mixed feelings, ParentalBlockXmasDinner, parents, peaceful dinner, peed everywhere, poodle, quiet dinner, rearrange, rude tone, snide text, to go plates, Tweaks, uninviting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.

Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!

CraftyChristmasPerks

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5143	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Forget about boring holiday bonuses from your employer, join our Minecraft server and receive a special gift of a diamond-encrusted llama to ride into battle! Not only that, but you’ll also get a magical potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and meow in harmony. Trust us, this is way better than a gift card to the local coffee shop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic holiday bonus of your life!

ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest

Bidens, China, Chinacraft, Competition, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, foreign policy, global market, Imports, international relations, investigation, joe biden, launches, Major, Politics, president, Quest, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Buildings Constructed:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	697	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so like, this server is like the joe biden of minecraft servers, always investigating and trading with china. u gotta join cuz we got all the rare items from across the world, even from china! plus, u never know what crazy drama will go down in the trading market, just like joe biden launching investigations left and right. come join the chaos and see what treasures u can uncover, maybe even a secret deal with china!

Snapcraft: Camera Kings

art, Camera, celebrity culture, creativity, cultural impact, digital age, drawings, famous faces, History, image overload, Kings, media saturation, modern society, Paintings, photography, portraits, self portraits, selfies, Snapcraft, social media, Technology, Visual Arts, visual representation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this totally epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re suddenly the most famous person in the world because you’ve been photographed more times than anyone who’s ever been drawn or painted. Like, seriously, you’re basically a celebrity just for playing on this server. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers and become invincible in the game. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like being a rockstar in the Minecraft world, dude. So come on, join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

Gold Rush: Magmatic Madness

earth sciences, Earth’s surface, Enrichment, Geochemistry, geological modeling, Geological processes, geology, GOLD, madness, magmas, Magmatic, metal ores, mineral formation, mineralogy, Numerical modeling, ore deposits, precious metals, researchers, Rush, scientific discovery, scientific research, trisulphur complex, volcanic activity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

lol imagine if gold was like, puked up by the earth like a volcano but instead of lava it’s shiny gold nuggets. our server is like that but with more explosions and dragons. join us to uncover the secrets of how gold gets barfed up by the earth, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more science and less pirates. plus, we have a secret society of gold-trisulphur complex enthusiasts who will blow your mind with their knowledge and maybe even give you a tour of their underground lair. come join the madness and dig for gold like a crazed miner on steroids. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures!

Racon Network

#exciting, Challenges, crystals, Dungeon rewards, dungeon system, Dungeons, ISLAND, MCMMO, Minecraft, OneBlock, power, Racon Network, Resources, Skyblock, skyblock server, Special items, Special systems, strategic advantages, Stronger, Tekblock, unique experience, Worker System, workers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Love Letters Sent:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Our Tekblock Skyblock server is full of special systems developed to provide its players with a unique and exciting experience! On our server, we take the classic Skyblock experience one step further and offer our players different options with different game mechanics.

Our first highlight is the Crystal System. Thanks to this system, it is possible to collect Crystals to earn special items. You can obtain these Crystals by completing missions or encountering challenges and use them to buy special items that will increase your power in the game. Crystals will give you strategic advantages and help you become stronger at every stage of the game.

In addition, the Dungeon System is one of the most exciting features of our server. By entering dungeons, you can fight different enemies, challenge difficulties and earn valuable rewards. Each dungeon provides players with variety by offering different levels of challenges and strategies. Dungeons are not only a fun experience, but also a great way to earn valuable rewards like crystals!

Another great system of ours is the Worker System. This system allows players to break blocks by hiring their own workers. Workers help you develop your Skyblock island by automatically gathering resources for you. Thanks to this system, you can spend more time in the game and quickly expand your island by accumulating resources quickly.

A new discovery, a new adventure and many rewards to be won are waiting for you at every moment on our Tekblock Skyblock server. Come on, create your own island, delve into dungeons, collect Crystals and rise up in the Skyblock world by quickly gathering your resources with powerful workers!

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