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SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7427	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mines Excavated:	2424
Farms Harvested:	804	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	1471

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	1297
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8303	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

bridal party, bridal price, bridal services, bridal treatment, bride surcharge, bride tax, BrideCraftHairHide, bun updo, extra cost, hair styling services, last moment, price gouging, professional hair services, professional hairstyle, retroactive fee, salon appointment, social media discovery, tip, venue’s instagram, wedding day, wedding guest services

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Towns Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	4290	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

Adventure, Anonymity, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, freedom, hidden, hour, imagination, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Mischief, power, secret, Shenanigans, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	8074

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, JD Vance criticism, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, political extremism, Politics, Radical, RadicalCraft, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian president, War, war resolution, Zelensky, Zelensky comments

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.