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DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

comfort food, Crafty, creative content, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, indie games, indies, internet personality, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Niche, non-standard, online content, quirky, Relaxation, Self-expression, Server, streaming, Unique, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	1515	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

Adventure, anor londo, Ashen One, Atmospheric, Blaze, bonfire, chosen undead, dark souls, Exploration, FANTASY, firelink shrine, FromSoftware, Gaming, Haven, Hollow, level design, Lordran, Lore, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, Undead, video games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ores Mined:	5120

Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

He Cucked Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, controversy, cuck, cucked, current events, debate, discrimination, election, Inevitable, jew, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, prejudice, Richard Hannia, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, trump, Trump bucks, Voting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8092	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1539	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	9531	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	7022
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!