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ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	5012
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3468	Dimension Hops:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	181524	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Potions Brewed:	174
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6314	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove