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BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Crops Grown:	3715	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9707	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	7991
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	1926
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

DadSeatDramaCraft

advance booking, aisle seat, Approval, Behavior, Boy, comfort, Conversation, DadSeatDramaCraft, Father, Investment, plane, Polite, Preference, reasons, refusing, Seat, Shaming, Swap, Watching, Wife, window seat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	431	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2637
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!