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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9645	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	3944	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Animals Bred:	90
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!