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NoKidzAllowedCraft

Accommodation, Behavior, child friendly, child-free, children, clean up, Food, Friends, gatherings, Hosting, Lifestyle, NoKidzAllowedCraft, outings, overstimulating, parenting, property damage, socializing, status quo, stress, underhanded comments, valuable items

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without children? Do you feel like the odd one out at gatherings where chaos reigns supreme and badly behaved kids run amok? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness!

Join our server and leave the stress of hosting child-friendly events behind. No need to worry about your carpet getting ruined or your walls getting crayon marks all over them. On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of tiny hands destroying it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is child-free, so you can enjoy peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. No more dealing with underhanded comments from friends who don’t understand your childless lifestyle.

So come join us on our server and escape the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and laugh with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being the only one without kids. Plus, we have a strict “no badly behaved children allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any disruptions. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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RegretfulTeen Minecraft SMP

“Youth, adolescence, bad decisions, consequences, growing up, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulTeen, SELF AWARENESS, shame, smp, teenage years, teenager

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical time machine that erases all your teenage mistakes. Remember that embarrassing haircut you got? Gone. That cringey love letter you wrote? Deleted.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and leave your regrets behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

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FriendzoneCraft

Communication, emotional connections, friendship benefits, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, friendship compatibility, Friendship Dynamics, friendship intimacy, friendship longevity., friendship misconceptions, friendship support, friendship trust, FriendZoneCraft, gender dynamics, men and women, mutual respect, opposite sex friendships, platonic friendships, relationships, social norms, societal expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with your virtual friends. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing time guaranteed!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Friendship Tree, where if you and your platonic friend hold hands and dance around it three times under a full moon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with llamas and dancing the night away with your virtual BFFs? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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ToryCraft: Lucy’s Racial Ruckus

Childminder, Community, controversy, court case, current events, Diversity, guilty plea, law enforcement, Legal, Lucy Connolly, Lucys, Marriage, News, parenting, Politics, Racial, racial hatred, racism, Ruckus, scandal, Social Issues, Tory councillor, ToryCraft, uk

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are just like lucy connolly, but not really, cuz that would be weird. anyways, this server is run by a bunch of tory councillors who are secretly childminders on the side. they’re always stirring up drama and causing chaos, but in a fun way, you know? like, they’ll build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and gold and make everyone worship them. it’s like a cult, but with more blocky animals and explosions. you gotta join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mix of politics, childcare, and racial hatred. it’s a wild ride, for sure.

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StressCraft Pulse Check

anxiety, CHECK, depression, Diagnosis, Difficulty, Healthcare, healthy individuals, heart rate, Medical, mental disorders, mental health, mental stress, Monitoring, pulse, pulse rates, research, scientists, stress, StressCraft, study, Tasks, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally legit, man. like, the scientists have been like, studying us gamers and stuff. they can, like, diagnose if you have anxiety or depression just by, like, monitoring your pulse rate while you play. it’s crazy, dude.

if your heart rate goes, like, all crazy when you’re building a sick castle or fighting off creepers, then, like, you might have some mental stuff going on. but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about, like, supporting each other and stuff. we’re, like, a big family, man.

so, like, come join our server and, like, let’s play some Minecraft together. we’ll help you build the best stuff and, like, make sure your heart rate is all good. plus, we have, like, the best parties and events, man. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, bro. so, like, come join us now!

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NoKidzAllowedCraft

RegretfulTeen Minecraft SMP

FriendzoneCraft

ToryCraft: Lucy’s Racial Ruckus

StressCraft Pulse Check