no homo – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ZanyCraft: Where Zendaya’s Bunghole is Off Limits, But the Fun Never Stops!
Bang, bunghole, celebrity crush, celebrity obsession, desire, explicit, fantasies, FANTASY, Forbidden, Fun, guilty pleasure, hidden desires, Kinky, Limits, Lust, Naughty, no homo, secret longing, sexual desire, Stops, taboo, temptation, ZanyCraft, Zendaya, Zendayas
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you want to bang Zendaya in the bunghole? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.

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New Server IP
Relic Hunter’s Haven 1.20.6
1.20.6, ambitious, Appearance, attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Haven, Hunters, Kindness, long term potential, man, open-minded, Personality, Qualities, relationship, relic, respectful, sense of humor, supportive, Understanding
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have a chance with pic rel because our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes just waiting for a blocky hunk like you to sweep them off their square feet!
You’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time, impressing all the digital ladies with your mad crafting skills.
Plus, our server has the most lit parties this side of the Nether, so you’ll never be bored while you’re looking for love in all the right blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest for love and loot in the most bonkers Minecraft server around!

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New Server IP
ParentCraft: Discreetly MineCraft
chore responsibilities, communication in parenting, discreetly, driving practice, family arguments, family dynamics, family expectations, household responsibilities, learner’s permit, Minecraft, ParentCraft, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, Parenting styles, parenting with discretion, parenting with grace, part time job, school and work balance, teenage chores, teenage responsibilities, workload management
Are you tired of boring parenting arguments and household chores? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated debate with your spouse about parenting styles, when suddenly you’re transported to a world where chores don’t exist and kids can drive cars with their learner’s permit.
On our server, your 16-year-old son can work a part-time job on weekends, go to school during the week, and still have time to fold laundry and take out the trash (or not, because who needs chores anyway?).
But beware, there may be some angry spouses lurking around, demanding that your virtual son stick to his chores. But don’t worry, we believe in parenting with grace and understanding, so you can focus on the important things like building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.
So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a hilarious escape from everyday drama, join our server now! Who needs chores when you can have this much fun?

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New Server IP
RealizationRookie – Minecraft SMP
aha moment, Clarity, delayed realization, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, finally understanding, hindsight, light bulb moment, long overdue, Minecraft, obvious, personal growth, realization, realization journey, realization process, RealizationRookie, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, slow learner, smp, Understanding
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, get this, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pigman. I know, right? So crazy!
But wait, there’s more. We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And our admin is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He’s like the coolest chicken you’ll ever meet, trust me. Plus, we have an annual llama race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT. It’s literally the most explosive prize ever.
So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and join in on all the wacky adventures, come join our Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a total blast, I swear. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
BlockyMysteries – NoProofNeeded
BIZARRE, BlockyMysteries, Craziest, eXtraordinary, eye witness, hard to believe., Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Mysterious, NoProofNeeded, out of this world, Paranormal, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, Unexplainable, unproven
Have you ever seen a herd of pink sheep dancing the Macarena on a rainbow bridge in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the wildest adventures and most outrageous sights you’ll ever witness in the blocky world. Who needs proof when you have the memories of riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyConscript Minecraft Server
Army, conscription order, CraftyConscript, depression, family, Grief, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Military, military duty, military service, Minecraft, ptsd, Russian soldier, Server, soldiers’ rights, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Tragedy, War
Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are so lit, they make Russian soldiers hang themselves after just 3 days of playing? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so intense that even the toughest soldiers can’t handle it. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you might end up sacrificing your sanity for some epic Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive on this insane server!

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New Server IP
DroneCraft: Boom Boom Edition
#covert operations, aerial attacks, Air Force, boom, CounterTerrorism, defense operations, drone technology, DroneCraft, Edition, Explosives Plants, Fuel Depots, international conflict, long range drones, military intelligence, military strategy, Military Strikes, national security, precision bombing, Russian targets, strategic targets, Tactical Strikes, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology
Y’all wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got over 200 long-range drones strikin’ key Russian targets like explosives plants and fuel depots? It’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky pixel form! Come join us and be part of the chaos as we blow up everything in sight. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive fun!

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New Server IP
EuroCraft: PFAS-Free Zone
#sustainability, Chemicals, cleanup costs, contamination, Environment, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, financial burden, health risks, legislation, long-term effects, PFAS, PFASFree, Pollution, public health, regulatory measures, remediation efforts, toxic substances, water supply, Zone
come join our minecraft server and help us raise €100 billion a year to eliminate PFAS from our virtual environment! we have magical pickaxes that can mine money from the ground and crazy potions that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers before they can explode. join us and together we will save the world, one pixel at a time!

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New Server IP
LegendSkyblock
Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server PvP Survival Minigames Creative Economy Faction Vanilla Adventure RPG Parkour Towny Hardcore Anarchy Pixelmon Prison Roleplay Modded, Survival
SEASON ONE IS PLANNED TO RELEASE SOON! We’re currently working on Skyblock and will hopefully be releasing soon! We’re excited to have you on for Season 1, and while things are looking up for us internally, we’re hoping you enjoy the server as much as we have making it.
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New Server IP
ValkSMP
action, alliances, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, DOMINANCE, dynamic-environment, end fights, Evolution, large-scale battles, PvP, PvP Action, Server growth, smp, strategic warfare, strongest teams, Survival, Teams, Territories, War, Wars
This is a normal SMP server with teams and PvP, featuring wars, epic battles, and intense action. The server has just started, and the competition is heating up quickly! Players can form alliances, conquer territories, and engage in large-scale battles for dominance. With constant PvP action, strategic warfare, and exciting end fights, there’s never a dull moment. It’s a dynamic environment where only the strongest teams will thrive, and every battle could change the course of the war. Jump in now and be part of the action as the server grows and evolves!
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New Server IP

Anarchus

Adventure, alliances, Anarchus, Anarchy, Chaos, creativity, danger, Empires, freedom, gameplay, King, landscape, Legendary, raider, Raiding, Raw, Rogue, semi anarchy, Survival, Unfiltered, UNTAMED

Welcome to the Wild West of Minecraft Bedrock: Your New Favorite Anarchy Server!

IP	4.236.161.17
Port	19132

The only rule? No hacking. We value a level playing field, so if you’re caught hacking, you’ll be permanently added to our ban list. Beyond that, it’s an open-world free-for-all where your skills, strategies, and cunning are the only limits.

Forge alliances, build empires, or go solo as the ultimate rogue. Whether you want to dominate the server with massive builds, set ingenious traps for your enemies, or just explore and survive, the choice is yours. Dive into a landscape where danger lurks around every corner and trust is a rare commodity.

Our server offers a fresh map, untamed lands, and countless opportunities for you to make your mark. Will you become a feared raider, a legendary builder, or the king of the wilds? There’s only one way to find out!

So grab your gear, bring your best strategies, and jump in. Your Bedrock adventure begins now. We can’t wait to see what chaos you bring to the table!

See you in the wild!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules other than no hacking?	There are no additional rules on our server. Enjoy the freedom to play as you wish!
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can forge alliances with other players to survive and thrive in the wild.
What do I do if I encounter a hacker?	Please report any suspected hackers to our server admins for investigation.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players are free to destroy or damage other players’ builds in the spirit of anarchy gameplay.
Can I build anywhere on the map?	Yes, you are free to build wherever you like on our untamed lands.