no homo – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ZanyCraft: Where Zendaya’s Bunghole is Off Limits, But the Fun Never Stops!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you want to bang Zendaya in the bunghole? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.

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New Server IP
AudienceCraft Minecraft Server

accessible, appeals, AudienceCraft, casual gamers, community-driven, Diverse, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Game, Gaming, hardcore gamers, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Interactive, Mainstream, Minecraft, multiplayer, Popular, Server, Single player, video game, wider audience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only appeal to a niche audience? Well, look no further because our server is like a party that everyone is invited to! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger. Our server is so inclusive that even the Ender Dragon has a therapy llama to help with its anger management issues.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join our server and be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The dancing creepers are waiting for you!

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New Server IP
MtGoxUnlocksMinecraftSMP

assets, BANKRUPTCY, Bitcoin, bitcoin cash, bitstamp, Blockchain, creditors, cryptocurrency, digital assets, distribution, exchange, financial news, financial recovery, Investment, july 25, long term, Mt Gox, MtGoxUnlocksMinecraftSMP, Preparation, Trading, unlock

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Bitstamp will start distributing Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash to Mt. Gox creditors on July 25th – but that’s not all!

Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret admin on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Not to mention, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a pack of wild creepers dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with a chorus of explosions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks – they’re always up to no good.

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New Server IP
PreggoPowerServer

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, fat shaming, forgiveness, Gaslighting, growth issues, hurt feelings, judgmental, lack of affection, marital therapy, PreggoPowerServer, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, relationship problems, self-conscious, stress, Therapy, weight gain

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the best pixelated castle!

Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the craziness of the real world. No judgment, no fat-shaming, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and build your dream world without any toxic behavior. And hey, if you ever feel dizzy from all the excitement, just munch on some virtual cookies to keep you going!

Escape to our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Who needs a husband when you have a whole community of blocky friends to support you? So come on, join us and let’s build a better world together!

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New Server IP
NotThatBad Minecraft Server

exaggeration, Minecraft, misconceptions, misconstrued, misrepresented, misunderstood, Myths, notsobad, notsogood, notsoworse, notsoworst, NotThatBad, overblown, overhyped, Overrated, Server, Stereotypes, underestimated, Underrated

This Minecraft server! Trust us, it’s not as bad as your mom’s cooking. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
ViceCraft2020

Campaign, candidates, collaboration, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, Government, leadership, policy, political party, Politics, presidential race, qualifications, running mate, strategy, teamwork, vice president, vice presidential nominee, ViceCraft2020, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your very own vice president! That’s right, forget about building castles and farms, now you can focus on building your very own political dynasty in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as you battle against the evil Sheep Empire, who are hell-bent on turning the entire world into one giant wool factory.

And if politics and epic battles aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade with villagers, participate in wild treasure hunts, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

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New Server IP
KimJongCraft

aerial threat, border conflict, cross-border relations, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign policy, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, military escalation, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, political tension, presidential compound, Propaganda, propaganda warfare, security breach, south korea, trash balloon

so like, u know how u always wanted to play Minecraft on a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, guess what, this server is like, so crazy that even North Korean trash balloons are tryna get in on the action! imagine building your own presidential compound and having trash balloons land on it like, all the time. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, where even trash from North Korea wants to be a part of the fun!

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New Server IP
East Coast West Coast Craft

American coasts, American landforms, Atlantic Ocean, Coast, coastal boundaries, coastal contrasts, coastal geography, coastal regions, continental divide, Craft, east, East Coast, Eastern Pacific, geographical divisions, geographical features, North America, ocean borders, pacific ocean, united states, US geography, US states, West, west coast, Western Atlantic

yOu gOtta jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR bEcAuSe wE gOt aN ePiC wAr gOiNg oN bEtWeEn tHe eAsT cOaSt aNd tHe wEsT cOaSt. yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR bAsE oN tHe oCeAn aNd sWaShbUcKlE yOuR wAy tO vIcToRy! aNd dOn’T fOrGeT aBoUt oUr sPeCiAl qUeSt tO fInD tHe lOsT tReAsUrE oF cApTaIn bLoCkBeArD. jOiN nOw fOr aN eXpLoSiVeLy fUn tImE!

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New Server IP
Pain-Free Placebo Pathway

analgesia, brain pathway, Interventions, medical science, Mice, neurobiology, neuroscience, pain management, pain modulation, pain perception, pain relief, pain relief mechanisms, pain sensation, pain treatment., PainFree, Pathway, placebo, placebo effect, placebo mechanisms, placebo response, placebo studies, research, therapeutic effect

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You’re hit with this crazy placebo effect that makes all your pain disappear. It’s like magic, man. And get this, there’s this secret brain pathway in mice that totally explains why it works. Like, who knew mice were so smart, am I right?

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of the placebo effect. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss, all while feeling like you’re on cloud nine. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden mouse hideout, you’ll unlock even more insane powers. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

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New Server IP
ShoreSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer PVP Gamemode Lifesteal Hearts Teammates Riches Power Rise Beware Loss Heart Game Mode Online Community Competitive Strategy, PvP

Welcome to ShoreSMP! As of June of 2024, we currently have 1 gamemode, Lifesteal. Steal hearts from other players and rise to power in this gamemode, but beware—if you die, you lose a heart! Work with teammates to become the richest and best team on the server.

play.shoresmp.net

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New Server IP

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Gamble with LGBTQ+ Friendly Prize Crates and Timber!

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Astral Pixelmon Overview

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us. Come join us today on the best place to play! <3

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com into your Minecraft client.

Question 2: Is the server family friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere on our server.

Question 3: Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and themed challenges.

Question 4: Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with other players using the GTS feature.