Players: |
99/400 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
9 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
2 |
Dimension Hops: |
9 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
25 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
4 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
9 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
13 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.