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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8541 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Magic Items Found: | 1139 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.
So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!