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BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	797	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

TrippyCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5639	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Bash

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4294	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8166	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Towns Built:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	159170
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!