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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8657 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6027 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
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