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Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4588
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7851

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1035
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	817368	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Surviving with the Dead on Corporate Minecraft- No Snitches Allowed!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Corpse Survival Server Overview

Version	1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
Features	Custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin
Server IP	stinted.hs.vc:27101
Discord	https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on version 1.21.X?	Yes, the server is available on any version 1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
What plugins does the server use?	The server uses custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugins
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address stinted.hs.vc:27101
Is there a Discord server for Corpse Survival?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

EmojiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9184	Love Letters Sent:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Farms Harvested:	530
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in weekly llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be stylish too!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	8341	Emeralds Found:	1699
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).