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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1947 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
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