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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anons, Beach, big, BlockyBanter, boobies, dft, Drama, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, long tail tags, Minecraft, nutslop, PLAP, rules, Server, shoot, tags, Thread, Worship

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

10. emotional intelligence, 11. gender stereotypes, 12. intimate details, 13. personal boundaries, 14. trust issues, 15. psychological insights, 16. cultural influences, 17. social norms, 18. taboo topics, 19. hidden desires, 2. relationship secrets, 20. gender perspectives., 3. hidden truths, 4. gender dynamics, 5. male secrets, 6. female secrets, 7. gender differences, 8. societal expectations, 9. communication barriers, gender secrets, GenderGossip, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8353	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	44

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	706
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	7392
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4868	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Animals Bred:	55	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Votes:	3857	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchantments Applied:	238	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?