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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5424 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Votes: | 3238 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 2288 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.