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hapyp decizions n stuff

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Emeralds Found:	795	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!

thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	170
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades.

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Falling into the Void:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got boomers trying to solve the mystery of the moon landing being FAKE NEWS. they be like sherlock holmes up in here, but they be falling for every AI photo trick in the book. come see them try to crack the case while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a wild ride, fam. join now for the LOLs and the epic fails. let’s goooooooo!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9194	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	739646	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	885817	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6546	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!