nintendo sucks – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SeaDroneSquad Minecraft Server

autonomous drones, Commander, defense capabilities, defense strategy, fleet management, innovation, maritime operations, military modernization, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, naval forces, naval warfare, Sea Drones, SeaDroneSquad, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, technology advancement, Ukraine, unmanned systems, unmanned vehicles, warship

come join our epic minecraft server where we have sea drones that do the job of warships, but like, in a totally non-threatening way, ya know? imagine sailing the high seas with a squad of 20 sea drones at your command, ready to take on any challenge that comes your way.

we’ve got crazy battles, underwater adventures, and even a secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of commanding your own fleet of sea drones in the most epic minecraft server ever!

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AssangeCraft – Free from the U.S.

#classified information, AssangeCraft, court case, Cyber Security, digital privacy, diplomatic immunity, Espionage, extradition, free, government transparency, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, julian assange, legal battle, plea deal, political asylum, press freedom, U.S, Whistleblower, WikiLeaks

OMG you gotta join this server, it’s like Julian Assange reaching a plea deal with the U.S. and getting a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers! it’s that crazy! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, you won’t believe your eyes! so come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CraftyBizDegreeWoes

business degree, career, CraftyBizDegreeWoes, DEBT, Decision making, economics, education, education system, employment, finance, financial investment, future planning, job market, job prospects, learning, market analysis, money management, roi, Skills, student loans, Understanding

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet castle with your friends! why waste your time studying when you can be crafting diamond pickaxes and fighting off creepers? our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

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ChemicalSkinInvasion

bloodstream, chemical absorption, chemical exposure, ChemicalSkinInvasion, environmental health, environmental pollutants, forever chemicals, human health, human skin absorption, lab grown skin, PFAS, PFAS toxicity, skin absorption research, skin absorption study, skin barrier, skin barrier penetration, synthetic chemicals, toxic substances, toxicology, toxicology study

So, like, did you know that our Minecraft server is so lit that even toxic chemicals wanna join? Yeah, we did a study with lab-grown human skin and found out that these ‘forever chemicals’ can like, totally be absorbed through your skin and get into your bloodstream. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic gameplay and crazy adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling against toxic chemicals while building your dream world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

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3702 Earth SMP

3702 Server, Anarchy, Auctions, Bounty, Conquer, Discord, Earth, earth smp, economy plugins, EcoSkills, Essentials, Factions, Farming, friendly community, Land claiming, Medieval Factions, Mining, PvE, PvP, Shopgui, Special Skills, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

3702 Earth SMP

What we have to offer: 1. Medevial Factions – claim land, wars, conquer other lands 2. EcoSkills – As you grind more on the server, you get more special skills which can be used in every aspect of minecraft (mining, farming, pvp, pve and more) 3. Economy Plugins – Essentials, ShopGUI+, Auctions, Bounty and more 4. Friendly Community with and well built server and discord

3702EarthSMP.playwn.co:25569

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Get ready to suck the life out of your friends on NexusDark Vampiric SMP!

bedrock, Chat, Community, daily updates, devices, discord server, Discordsrv, Friends, hackers, Java clients, Life, Loot, NexusDark, nintendo switch, PC, Phone, Plugins, privacy issues, Ready, Revive plugin, Semi Vanilla, server-ips, smp, Suck, teaming up, Vampiric, Version, Xbox

Welcome to NexusDark Lifesteal SMP

We are the only SMP that is straight-forward! You join and you immedietly can start getting loot or teaming up or whatever you’d like!

We have got many plugins that make the gameplay a bit cooler like a Revive plugin. We even have DiscordSRV meaning you can chat with our minecraft members through discord!

Supported Versions

Supported Platform	Supported Versions
Bedrock	Latest Version
Java	1.8.X to 1.21.X

Daily updates are pushed on the server and we got a very nice community. The server is moderated daily to keep out those pesty old hackers!

So you want to join the server? Sadly due to privacy issues you are required to join our discord server but then you can go to #server-ips and there you go!

discord.gg/G53nc4yMkV

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without joining the Discord server?	No, for privacy reasons, joining our Discord server is required to access the server IP.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have plugins like Revive and DiscordSRV among others.
What devices are supported to play on the server?	We support all devices, including Nintendo Switch, phone, Xbox, and PC. Bedrock clients must have the latest version, while Java clients are supported from version 1.8.X to 1.21.X.

UmaCraft Minecraft Server #630

Android, Buena Vista, Calstone Light ODurandal, CM Classic, CM Dirt, concerts, Dream Journey, English release, Guide, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, Legend Race, LoH Sprint, Minecraft, Nakayama Festa, Nishino Flower, Pakalive TV, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Pretty Derby, seiyuu, Server, Swimsuit Gold Ship, Tachyon’s Factor Research, Thread Circles, Training Scenario, Uma Musume, UmaCraft, Yayoi Akikawa

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a race between Legend Race and Swimsuit Gold Ship? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Tachyon’s Factor Research experiment. Join now for a chance to win a free rainbow crystal voucher – because who doesn’t love shiny things in Minecraft, amirite?

Our server is so lit, it’s like a LoH Sprint in the middle of summer – hot, fast, and full of surprises. And just like Uma Musume, we’ve got new reveals dropping all the time. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in our server!

Plus, with free 10x SSR Support Rolls and a training scenario called “Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival,” you’ll never run out of fun things to do. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Dream Journey Buena Vista of our server!

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EuroTrip Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cultural experience, Europe, European cities, Eurotrip, Exploring, first trip, historical sites, Itinerary, landmarks, Minecraft, Server, SightSeeing, Tourist Destination, travel, travel advice, travel destinations, travel inspiration, Travel Planning, travel recommendations, travel tips, trip ideas, vacation

Are you tired of boring old Europe with its fancy museums and historical landmarks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate European vacation destination!

Explore our pixelated version of Europe where you can climb the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of blocks, take a boat ride down the pixelated canals of Venice, or even battle a giant blocky dragon in the Scottish Highlands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Block Ness Monster, a creature so rare and mysterious that only the bravest of players have dared to seek it out. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the underground pixelated catacombs of Paris, where treasure beyond your wildest dreams awaits.

So forget about boring old Europe, come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate European adventure! Who needs real landmarks when you can build your own out of blocks?

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PotionCraft Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, antibiotics, bacon lard, coworker, dad, er, homeopathic advice, injury, lunch break, mentioned, Minecraft, OFFENDED, Oregano, Plague, PotionCraft, reaction, Rude, Server, swallow, tetanus shot, Tripped, Wife, work advice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the antibiotics are considered poison by some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with alternative treatments like oregano and bacon lard. Who needs potions when you have these natural remedies, am I right?

Just like the OP in this story, you might find yourself in a sticky situation with your coworkers. But fear not, on our server, we encourage speaking your mind and standing up for what you believe in, even if it means offending someone who thinks antibiotics are the devil’s work.

So come on over and join us for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just end up with a bandaged leg and a hilarious story to tell your friends!

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PixelArtRejects

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, body image, Boundaries, Communication, digital enhancements, digital manipulation, family dynamics, family relationships, image authenticity, image editing, influencer, instagram, new mom, parenting, photoshopped, PixelArtRejects, privacy settings, social media, social media etiquette, social media influence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fake as my father’s girlfriend’s Instagram photos? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to photoshop your Minecraft character to make you look like a virtual influencer. Want a smaller waistline? We got you covered. Need your face airbrushed? Consider it done. We’ll even whiten your virtual teeth for that perfect smile!

Just like my dad’s girlfriend, we’re all about the fake and fabulous. Join us for a wild ride of virtual editing and outrageous requests. Who needs reality when you can have a perfectly photoshopped Minecraft life? Don’t be a square, join our server now and let the editing magic begin!

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