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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9089 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.