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Ego Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, coping strategies, crafted, Ego, Emotional healing, introspection, mental health, mental health journey, narcissist, personal growth, Personality Disorder, Realms, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-examination, self-realization, Therapy, Therapy options

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	3591	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, bro, if you’re a narcissist, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because everyone will worship you like the god you think you are! You can build a giant statue of yourself and make everyone bow down to your greatness. Plus, all the other players will be too busy admiring themselves in the mirror blocks to even notice your narcissistic tendencies. It’s the perfect place for someone like you to thrive and be surrounded by fellow self-absorbed individuals. So what are you waiting for? Join now and bask in the glory of your own reflection!

BrotherlyDeceitCraft

acceptance, Background, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyDeceitCraft, complicit, Deception, Dilemma, Ethics, Fake, family, Honesty, in-laws, lie, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, Reluctant, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old weddings with no drama or deception? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of a man trying to marry into a family that would never accept him if they knew the truth!

Join in on the fun as you play the role of the younger brother in this crazy scheme, pretending to be part of a fake family with fake names and fake uncles. Who needs real family when you can have a bunch of Minecraft players pretending to be your relatives?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wedding like no other. Will the truth come out? Will the bride’s family figure it out? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: WeirdLifeStories

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Life, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdLifeStories

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchantments Applied:	71
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And then I met this player who could speak in only emojis, it was so wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament, it was cluckin’ insane! So if you wanna experience the most random and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐔🎩🤪 #lolzy #crazyminecraftfun

BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Animals Bred:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

PastaFighters Minecraft Server

Conflict, CONVICTED, crime, criminal, European, extradition, foreign fighter, International, Italian, Justice, Minecraft, murderer, News, paedophile, PastaFighters, Prison, russia, scandal, Server, Soldier, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can team up with convicted italian murderers and paedophiles who are fighting for russia in ukraine? well, do we have the server for u! join us for some chaotic fun as we build, mine, and cause mayhem with our unlikely allies. who knows, maybe u’ll even learn a thing or two about survival from these hardened criminals. so come on down and join the insanity, we promise it’ll be a killer time!

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

Copper Crafters Guild

$1.9 million, arizona, Bacteria, College of Medicine, Copper, Crafters, grant, guild, HARMFUL, harness, health, kill, Medical, microorganisms, Mysteries, National Institutes of Health, research, Researcher, Science, study, tucson, Uncovering, University of Arizona

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Epic, film analysis, film critique, film evaluation, film rating, film recommendation, is it bad, is it good, Is it Worth It?, is it worth the hype, is it worth the money, is it worth the watch, movie assessment, movie opinion, movie review, movie suggestion, Quest, should I see it, should I watch, watch or skip, worth the time, worth watching

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	2

Bro, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.

We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BirthdayBashMC Server

Birthday, BirthdayBashMC, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, commitments, Communication, compromise, compromises, emotions, family, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, misunderstandings, Opinions, Plans, relationships, Scheduling, Server, Siblings, sister, weekends

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	2001	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating birthdays on the exact date? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthday celebrations that are always on point.

We promise to never forget your special day, just like how we never forget to mine diamonds. Our community is full of players who understand the significance of celebrating birthdays as close to the date as possible. Plus, we have epic family hikes in-game that will make your birthday celebrations unforgettable.

Don’t be like the OP’s little sister, who got upset when her family couldn’t celebrate on the exact date. Join our server and never worry about missing out on a birthday celebration again. We even have special events and surprises planned for your big day.

So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other. Who needs real-life plans when you can party it up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make your birthday the talk of the server!

CraftyQueerHousemates

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, conventional attractiveness, CraftyQueerHousemates, friendship, Gay, LGBTQ, norms, open environment, personal issues, personal space, Respect, roommate dynamics, roommates, Self Discovery, Sexuality, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Star Shards Collected:	94
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as open and boundary-pushing as my roommates? Look no further! Join our server where we never lock the doors to the virtual bathroom – pee while someone’s showering, brush your teeth while someone’s taking a virtual dump, it’s all fair game!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re rooming with Tom and Jerry themselves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a virtual underwear party with your fellow players – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – we also have drama hotter than a lava pit. Join in on the action as players grapple with their sexuality, come out to their virtual roommates, and deal with accusations of secretly lusting after their pixelated pals. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come join our server today and experience the wildest, most boundary-pushing Minecraft community out there. Who needs real-life roommates when you have us?