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NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	3603	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	8434
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Star Shards Collected:	245	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Potions Brewed:	95	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
New Chunks Explored:	410619	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	175	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4161
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1947
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, breast cancer awareness, cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, case study, clinical trial, experimental therapy, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Neoadjuvant Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virotherapy Study, Oncolytic Virus, personalized medicine, Recurrent Breast Cancer, tumor regression, viral, Virologist, Virotherapy Success, Vixens

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1490
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!