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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2798 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a team of unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on every block to make them extra sparkly. – We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant disco party where you battle it out while dancing to sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and breathe fire on any creepers that come near. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
