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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6151 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Enchantments Applied: | 56 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
