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StreamRabbit’s Minecraft Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Burrow, cuddly, cute, fluffy tail, für, herbivore, Hop, lagomorph, long ears, mammal, Minecraft, no stream, pet, Rabbit, Server, Shy.., StreamRabbits, TWITCHY, twitchy nose, Whiskers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no stream rabbits? Well, look no further because our server is FILLED with stream rabbits! These adorable bunnies will follow you around and provide moral support as you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a mythical creature that roams the snowy biomes and challenges players to epic snowball fights. Defeat the Blocky Yeti and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted snow shovel!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. The winner gets a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Hogan’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#announcement, 2024.., American politics, BLOCK, Candidate, future plans, HES GONNA RUN, Hogan, Hogans, hulk hogan, iconic figure, legend, Minecraft, Party, political campaign, Presidential election, professional wrestling, Server, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, tweet, WrestleOps, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, it’s time to put on your spandex and show off your wrestling moves!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event every Friday night where the winner gets a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with rare items and diamonds worth millions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to rumble in the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for the creeper referee, he’s known for making some questionable calls.

Mom’s Minecraft Ultimatum Server

accusing, aita, Angry, Argument, autism, Boundaries, Conversations, feeling bad, Frustrated, groggy, interrogation, Listening, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, questions, Server, setting boundaries, silent treatment, social limit, Space, Ultimatum

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and never have to worry about your mum giving you the silent treatment for setting boundaries! Join us for a wild adventure where you can run 10k late at night, cook chicken tenders in an air fryer, and listen to music without anyone interrogating you about chocolate cake. Our server is the perfect place for all those who need space after a long conversation or just want to avoid family drama. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

PrettyCraft – SonApproved

career, Chores, Dance, Degree, Doctor, education, Engineering, Expectations, family, Job, Living at home, moving out, Music, parenting, Potential, PrettyCraft, Prospects, Realistic, rules, Son, SonApproved, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a tall, athletic, handsome young man with a degree? Look no further! Join our server where we value your potential and give you the freedom to live how you want, as long as you don’t expose us to your partners’ orgasms (or your own, for that matter).

Our server rules are simple: 1. Be self-supporting in-game. 2. Help with virtual chores. 3. Keep your virtual love life private.

We have a variety of players, from doctors to dancers to engineers, all trying to figure out their virtual futures. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – we’ll tell you that you’re pretty and guide you towards success. Just like in real life, right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe find a virtual sugar mama or daddy along the way. Who knows, you might just rock your virtual MCAT and become the next virtual success story!

CraftyBuddies Minecraft Server

bizarre friendships, chance encounters, comical friendships, CraftyBuddies, friendship anecdotes, friendship memories., friendship origin stories, friendship tales, funny friendships, funny stories, hilarious friendships, Minecraft, odd friendships, peculiar friendships, quirky friendships, random friendships, Server, strange friendships, unexpected friendships, unique friendships, unusual friendships, weird connections, weird friendships

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Votes:	7347	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2348
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Have you ever become friends with someone by accidentally punching them in the face while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected friendships and chaotic adventures. Who knows, you might end up besties with someone you once thought was your mortal enemy after a heated PvP battle. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

KissCraft: First Kiss Chronicles

awkward, butterflies, Chronicles, Crush, emotional, first kiss, heart racing, high school, Innocence, kiss, kiss story, KissCraft, lips touching, love, Memories, Nervous, relationship, Romantic, special moment, SWEET, TEENAGE, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your first kiss story will be with a creeper! That’s right, our creepers are not only explosive, but they’re also surprisingly good kissers. Join us for a chance to experience a love story like no other in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a creeper as your new smooching partner? Join now for a chance at true love (and maybe a little bit of TNT)!

Crafty Danes Minecraft Server

civil defense, community resilience, Crafty, crises preparation, crisis management., crisis planning, Danes, disaster readiness, emergency preparedness, emergency provisions, emergency response, emergency supplies, health precautions, IODINE PILLS, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, precautionary measures, public health, radiation protection, Safety Measures, Server, supplies, Survival Kit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Emeralds Found:	3467
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DANISH PEOPLE ASKIN FOR SUPPLIES AND IODINE PILLS, LIKE WTF?! U NEVER KNOW WHEN U GONNA NEED THAT SHIZ, SO BETTER JOIN US AND BE PREPARED FOR ALL DA CRISES, EVEN THE CRAZY ONES LIKE WHEN A COW TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE AND STARTS DANCIN THE MACARENA. YEAH, WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS HERE, BUT THAT’S WHY IT’S SO FUN! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

CraftyPutin’sPeaceTerms

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsPeaceTerms, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, peace terms, political tensions, slammed, territorial disputes, truce agreement, Ukraine summit, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself will come and slam peace terms with ukraine while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. who needs politics when u can have a sword fight with putin in minecraft? join now for the most insane gaming experience of ur life!

CraftyCraicMC

communication skills, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCraicMC, disappear, Drama, drama-free environment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, healthy relationships, interpersonal relationships, Maturity, peaceful coexistence, people, personal growth, positive interactions, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, Smarter, social dynamics, thoughtful

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got DRAMA GALORE! we got llamas fighting over diamonds, creepers gossiping about who blew up the most stuff, and villagers starting a revolution against the iron golems! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drama-filled world of our server. plus, our admin is a talking parrot who can ban you with just a squawk. so come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse

chemical exposure, DEHP, DEHPocalypse, Drugs, endocrine disruptors, environmental factors, fertility defects, fertility research, food storage containers, global issue, hormone disruption, infertility, male fertility, male mice, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive toxicity, sperm count, sperm production, sperm quality, SpermCraft, testosterone levels

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.