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Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	5582
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	2635
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ores Mined:	5783	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9184
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	94	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?