NineNoNoNoNoNo

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo
denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp
Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.
3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.
4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.
So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

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New Server IP
KyivCraft: Blazing Drones
aerial attack, Blazing, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, Kyiv government, KyivCraft, Military, oil production, oil refinery attack, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian oil refinery, sabotage, security breach, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, War
haha, so like, imagine this: ukraine drones be like “pew pew pew” and then boom! russian oil refinery go up in flames! kyiv be like “yasss queen, we did that!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic ukrainian drone squad, we blow stuff up and laugh about it later. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from the russian oligarchs. come join the chaos, comrade!

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New Server IP
Crafty Diet Server
Crafty, diet, Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why, you ask? Because on this server, we have a diet plan that will blow your mind!
Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.
But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
The Lab
base, Community, Craftoria, Events, Fabric, germany, Lab, Map, Minigames, modded server, Modpack, Players, Render Distance, Season, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted
The Lab Minecraft Server
General Info
Current Version 1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric)
Server Location Germany
Render Distance 10
Simulation Distance 10
Game Mode Hard
World Border 12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick On (usually)
Features
- Head Database (/head)
- Dynmap
- Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
- Proximity Voice Chat
- Armor statues
If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.
FAQ
Q: How long has the server been running?
A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.
Q: Is there a planned map reset?
A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.
Q: Can new players join at any time?
A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.
Q: Are there events and minigames on the server?
A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.
Q: Is there a modded server available?
A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
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New Server IP
Mystic Dream Kingdom 1.21.2
1.21.2, bathing, bathing habits, body cleanliness, body odor, cleanliness, daily routine, dream, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, hygiene standards, Kingdom, mystic, personal hygiene, self-care, showering, showering benefits, showering daily, showering frequency, showering frequency debate, showering habits, showering myths, showering routine, showering tips
Yo, forget about showering every day, come join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and smelling funky is encouraged!
We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.
Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.
Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.

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New Server IP
BFFBdayOrBust – Minecraft
best friend birthday, BFFBdayOrBust, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, confrontational behavior, emotional blackmail, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational differences, grief support, Manipulation, Minecraft, mother-daughter communication, mother-daughter conflict, Parent-child relationship, teenage rebellion, telling my mom
Are you tired of dealing with hypocritical parents who won’t let you have any fun? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama! Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate birthdays, clean rooms, and change sheets without any interference from crazy family members.
We promise not to call the cops on you for exploring new worlds or smashing blocks without permission. Plus, our therapists are always on standby to help you confront your feelings and navigate through virtual conflicts.
Don’t let manipulative parents hold you back from joining the party. Come play on our server and leave the drama behind! Who needs a clean room when you can build epic structures and make new friends? Join now and unleash your inner block-building rebel!

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New Server IP
BlockyBedroomBlunders
BlockyBedroomBlunders, Boundaries, Communication, consent, discomfort, experimentation, Exploration, Intimacy, kink, Pleasure, regret, sexual fantasies, Trust
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!
Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you tried that weirdly sexual Minecraft mod and quickly regretted it. But don’t worry, our server is way more fun than that awkward experience!
With crazy mini-games, hilarious challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just like that one time you tried to build a giant phallic-shaped structure in Minecraft and got banned. Good times, good times.

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New Server IP
TrainwreckRumors
emergency response, fire scare, mass casualty event, multiple fatalities, Panic, Public Safety, Rumors, tragic accident, tragic news, train accident, train chaos, train chaos aftermath, train collision, train crash, train disaster, train emergency, train evacuation, train incident, train tragedy, TrainwreckRumors, transportation disaster
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing spreading faster than rumors is the speed of our minecarts! we guarantee a wild ride as you try to escape from one train only to get hit by another one! it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more explosions and less safety regulations.
with 13 dead bodies lying around, you know this server is lit! literally, because there’s a possible fire somewhere that everyone is freaking out about. but hey, who needs to worry about safety when you can have this much fun?
join now and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem of our crazy train-filled world. just remember, it’s all fun and games until you get hit by a minecart!

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New Server IP
Blocky Heartbeat Haven
blocky, blood pressure, blood pressure readings, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular mortality, Haven, health outcomes, health risks, Heart Disease, heart health, Heartbeat, hypertension, lying down, Medical research, Medical Studies, mortality, predicting heart risks, risk factors, seated, supine blood pressure, supine position
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat ur blood pressure will be lower than a limbo stick at a midget party. yea, u heard me right, ur heart will be happier than a kid in a candy store.
we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell at ur therapist appointment.

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New Server IP
Meldot server minecraft
Achievements, administration, beautiful chat, complex mode, creativity, donat-free, Economy, Farms, Kingdom Building, logs, map arts, mechanisms, megaprojects, Meldot, Minecraft, Server, skins, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat
Welcome to the server!
What we primarily value is creativity! We love beautiful buildings, the construction of megaprojects (MAP arts, development of farms, mechanisms) and are always happy to see new ideas from players.
What awaits you here:
The absence of donat is only honestly obtained resources.
Beautiful chat – without commands for teleport (common through “!”, Personal /MSG).
Structure your kingdom – no restrictions on the size of the territories, only your fantasy!
Classic minecraft with vanilla survival.
System of logs – monitor the changes using the command /Co I.
Complex mode is an exciting game of high complexity.
Developed economy – a chain of stores and fast trading in spavna (created by players).
2500+ new achievements – for the most daring and experienced players!
Any skins – switch between the skins using the /skins command!
Simple Voice Chat – voice communication right in the game for maximum immersion.
If questions arise, do not hesitate to contact the administration!
mc.meldot.ru:25566

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New Server IP
Dreamy Biboo’s Realm 1.20
biboo, Biboos, children, DAUGHTER, desire, dreams, dreamy, emotional, family, FANTASY, Hope, imaginary friend, longing, love, maternal instinct, parenting, Realm, TOT, unconditional love, wish, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking, yearning
OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most epic place to build and play with your friends!
Like, imagine having Biboo as your daughter in the game, how crazy is that?! You can like, dress her up in pixelated outfits and go on adventures together.
Plus, there are like, secret treasure hunts and mini-games that will blow your mind. And the best part is, you can ride around on rainbow unicorns while battling evil llamas.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

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Current Version	1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric)
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info

Features

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

Q: Is there a planned map reset?

Q: Can new players join at any time?

Q: Are there events and minigames on the server?

Q: Is there a modded server available?