NineNoNoNoNoNo – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

CraftyPutinWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinWarz, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Trump officials, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have crazier battles than russia and ukraine! like, two trump officials can’t even agree on who started the war, but we know our battles are way more intense!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and you can ride them into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic!

also, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and fight off creepy mobs. but watch out for the giant spider boss, he’s a real tough cookie!

so, like, join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft battles you’ve ever seen! who needs russia and ukraine when you have us?!

Survival | Less than 20 years – ban server minecraft

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The description of the server server “Survival of less than 20 years – Ban” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e306.vanillaboxmc.ru

Broomstix

Bartering economy system, bedrock, Broomstix, Claims, Creative, Customenchants, Discord, Dynmap, Features, FlyOnSundays, hard difficulty, java, Lead teleport, Map, Protectionstones, pvp arena, Quests, Random teleportation, Semi Vanilla, smp, the pale garden

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Homework help on Discord
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions without requiring a Java account.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Eternal Block Odyssey 1.20.3

1.20.3, abandonment, BLOCK, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, Confrontation, dad, Divorce, Drama, Dysfunction, ETERNAL, family, healing, mental health, narcissism, odyssey, Pain, relationships, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TOXIC, Trauma

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s crazier than my dad’s love life! Picture this: divorced parents, psycho stepmom, scratched doors, and busted mustangs. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. And get this, my brother is transitioning into a trans player – talk about leveling up! Plus, my dad is the ultimate narcissistic boss battle, you won’t believe the drama. Join now for a wild ride, more intense than confronting my dad for the first time in 35 years. Let’s mine and craft our way through family dysfunction together!

$15 An Hour Monthly Madness Crazy Crafters

$15 an hour, $2400 a month, affordable housing, budgeting, cost of living, Crafters, economic inequality, financial hardship, financial stress, financial struggles, government assistance, HourMonthly, living expenses, low-income, MadnessCrazy, minimum wage, paycheck to paycheck, poor people, POVERTY, social welfare, socioeconomic status, struggling to survive, Working class

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha. If you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and see how the poor people even live in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

HouseSwap Minecraft Server

Agreement, AITAH, apprenticeship, BEDROOM, brother, city, Collections, college, community college, control, fancy house, Friends, Grants, House, HouseSwap, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Moving, Négotiation, parents, qualifications, Rent, Server, Space, trade school, younger people

Are you tired of living in a boring old house where your parents control everything, from what room you sleep in to how many vinyls you can own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the ultimate freedom to build your dream home, complete with as many rooms as you want for your cat, vinyls, music equipment, and art collections. No more nagging parents telling you what to do – on our server, you’re the boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. You’ll never have a dull moment as you explore new lands, fight off monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world.

So why settle for a controlling household when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best virtual life? Say goodbye to parental restrictions and hello to endless fun and freedom. Join now and start building the house of your dreams – no parents allowed!

SweatshirtSaviorGF

compromise, Damage, fair, favorite sweatshirt, genuine, Girlfriend, Goods, grease stains, halfsies, Help, Lending, MONEY, partner, Possibility, Replace, ruined, SPLIT, SweatshirtSaviorGF, vulnerable conversation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sharing and compromise just like the OP in this post! Join us for a chance to build a virtual world where you can lend your favorite items to your friends, only to have them return it with grease stains. But don’t worry, we encourage fair compromises like going halfsies on a replacement sweatshirt next winter. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about communication and sharing? So come join us and experience the thrill of negotiating over virtual clothing stains!

BedtimeBlockBuster – Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans that happen on this server, like that one time when we all turned into llamas and had a llama dance-off to see who had the best moves. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, because why not, right? #MinecraftSMPGoals #LlamaDanceOff #DragonFartsAndRainbows 🤪🐲🌈

Blocky Blues Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping strategies, depression, Despair, emotional pain, emptiness, FATIGUE, Guilt, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, numbness, Sadness, seeking help, self loathing, Server, worthlessness

Are you tired of feeling like your soul is being sucked into the void like an Enderman in the rain? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those gloomy feelings! Our server is like a magical potion that will turn your frowns upside down faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly pigs start dancing around you, singing “Don’t worry, be happy!” Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a pack of wolves come to help you, because they heard you’re the chosen one to defeat the evil Chicken Overlord.

So why waste your time feeling down in the dumps when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the power of Minecraft wash away your worries like a bucket of water on a pesky lava pool. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UkraineCraft Server: No Selling Out!

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE, TOO POWERFUL TO BE SOLD OUT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS. OUR POLISH OFFICIALS ARE LIT AF AND WILL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A WILD TIME. WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO POLKA MUSIC AND PIGS THAT WEAR POLISH SAUSAGE HATS. IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. COME ON, DON’T BE A POTATO, JOIN NOW!