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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 874 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6299 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!