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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1345 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8479 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 1366 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!