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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2211 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!