night of his return Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

aew, Bryan, Canadian, challenge, Christian, drizzling shits, edge, Interference, Jericho, Minecraft, night, night of his return, Old, Retirement, RETURN, shane mcmahon, smp, Stable, Title, title win, Tony, WIN, World champion, wrestling, young

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Farms Harvested:	441	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	258
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	3492
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	2

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Farms Harvested:	120	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Villages Defended:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Farms Harvested:	437	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	85	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.