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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4660 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!