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FrenchBeats Minecraft Server

cultural appreciation, cultural discovery, cultural exploration, cultural knowledge, french artists, French Culture, French History, French influence, french language, french music, french music scene, french traditions, FrenchBeats, frenchx culture, frenchx music, Minecraft, music appreciation, music discovery, music exploration, music knowledge, post culture, post music, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	7287
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true essence of French culture? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things Frenchx music and culture!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is made of delicious croissants and baguettes. Our friendly community of players will serenade you with accordion music as you build your very own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated cheese.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away to French pop hits from the 80s. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden crepe recipe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and eternal baguette blessings.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most surreal and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Vive la France!

LegitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, brother, Cancer, chemotherapy, Empathy, family, Illness, illness battle, illness care, illness compassion, illness fight, illness journey, illness struggle, illness support, illness treatment, immunotherapy, LegitCraft, Minecraft, mobility aid, prosthetic leg, radiation, Server, telling aunt, wheelchair

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	8402
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have wheelchairs for everyone! 🦽

Join us and experience the thrill of racing your friends in wheelchairs around the virtual world. Don’t worry, we have ramps and obstacles specially designed for wheelchair users!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free prosthetic leg for your Minecraft character. Watch as your blocky avatar hops around with style and grace.

And for a limited time only, we’re offering a special discount on chemotherapy potions. Need to fight off those pesky virtual cancers? We’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and show off your lack of empathy in the most hilarious way possible. See you there! 🤣 #WheelchairWars

SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

adopted family, anger, Argument, bio family, Boundaries, close friends, college, Communication, exclusion, family event, Family Reunion, fear of the dead, forgiveness, Funeral, funeral traditions, Jerk, loyalty, parents, relationships, sister, SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Items Found:	1292
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward situations? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s way more fun than dealing with your bio family!

Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!

But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.

And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.

USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Votes:	3566	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

MineFitLayEase

better sex life, Body transformation, confidence boost, dating life, exercise routine, fit, fitness journey, getting laid, healthy habits, improved stamina, increased attractiveness, lifestyle change, MineFitLayEase, muscle gain, personal growth, physical appearance, redditors, self esteem, self improvement, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and getting rejected by all the virtual babes in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that getting fit will make you a Minecraft stud in no time!

Join our server and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece. The ladies (or gentlemen, we don’t discriminate) won’t be able to resist your pixelated charm.

Imagine walking into a virtual village and all the villagers bowing down to you, offering you diamonds and emeralds in exchange for your attention. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server once you get fit.

So what are you waiting for? Start doing those virtual squats and push-ups and get ready to experience a whole new level of Minecraft success. Who knew that building muscles could also build your love life in the game?

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

chief, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, nato, nato alliance, Peacekeeping, Polish proposal, political tensions, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Server, shoot down, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

AMERICANS, Americans detention, Americans release, Americans release call, CraftyCaptiveAmericans, detention, Release, release call, Taliban, Taliban detention, Taliban detention of Americans, Taliban detention of Americans release, Taliban detention of US, Taliban detention of US release, Taliban release, Taliban release call, Taliban release call for Americans, US, US detention, US Release, US release call

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

CraftyElevens

10, 11, 7/11, 9/11, comedy, CraftyElevens, Entertainment, exaggeration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, movies, Music, numerical scale, pop culture, Ratings, satire, social commentary, television, viral

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6295
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	6209
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	123

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ShadeSprintCraft

cognitive processing, cognitive psychology, color categorization, color differentiation, color discrimination, color naming, color perception, color recognition, cross-cultural perception, Cultural differences, Language, language and cognition, language diversity, Language Influence, linguistic influence, linguistic perception, linguistic relativity, Perception, shades of color, ShadeSprintCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.

Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update

1.21 update, betterteams, building, Chaos SMP, Community, Fun, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, Lootable graves, Lore, Minecraft, Plugin, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Teams, Treefeller, update, Version

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Love Letters Sent:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21

Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.

We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.

Plugins

Lootable gravesLifestealTreefellerBetterteams

Join here

apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660