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CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, consideration, contemplation, contemplative thoughts, CraftyThoughts, critique, Evaluation, girl, judgment, Minecraft, Opinions, Perception, perspective, pondering, Reflection, review, scrutiny, Server, Thoughts, Viewpoint, WOMAN

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	44

Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical unicorn paradise where the blocks are made of glitter and the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the players – they’re all secretly Minecraft wizards who can build entire castles with just a flick of their wand… I mean, pickaxe. So if you want to join a server where pigs fly (literally) and the diamonds are as common as dirt, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Events, Furry, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, vrlg, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
New Chunks Explored:	834679	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Farms Harvested:	400	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	5998	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	8474
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	2157	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!