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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3367 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1378 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!