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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 831 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 2076 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!