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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3533 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.
so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
