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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 294 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any lazy players like the one in this story! Join us and escape the drama of having to wake up your partner just to get them to charge their phone and brush their teeth.
Our server is filled with players who have their lives together – they have routines, they charge their phones, and they even wash their own dishes! Say goodbye to feeling like a mother picking up after your partner, and hello to a world where everyone takes care of themselves.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest where you have to wake up a sleeping player in-game to remind them to change out of their work clothes. Who knows what rewards await you for completing this hilarious task?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the best virtual world possible – no real-life drama allowed!
