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Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1671	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

challenged, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, height discrimination, height limits, height requirements, height restrictions, Heightism, legal status, LGBTQ, Masculinity, short men, ShortyCraft, Social Issues, societal norms, SURVIVE, Transgender, vertically

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4172	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7134
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

Absurd, Absurdity, Adventure, animal anatomy, Animals, controversial, Creatures, crude, dick, dirty thoughts, FANTASY, funny, humor, Hungry, inappropriate, meme, Nature, NSFW, taboo, thinking, Wild, wildlife, Wolf, Wolfys, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	253
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7615	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

amour, ANECDOTES, BaguetteCraft, Bonjour, couples, emotions, experiences, Exs, francais, françaises, France, Humour, madness, merde, meufs, Minecraft, oui, partage, Passion, putain, relations, Secrets, témoignages, VIE, vivre

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

Ancestry, cultural diversity, cultural representation, demographic research, demographics, demographics analysis, Diversity, ethnic background, ethnic distribution, ethnicity, flag design, flag enthusiasts, flag posters, flag symbolism, flagged, heritage, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, national pride, population statistics, poster distribution, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

#youtube, ai, AI learning, BEES, Chaos, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, LoRA, merch, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, REIGNS, rule, twitch, twitter, vedal, VT, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crops Grown:	1778
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Players Killed by Monsters:	7789
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

best girl, club, CraftyCreepers, cucked, doesnt, Game Devs, girl, reason, route, UNFAIR, worst girl

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	54	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

AnonCraft, BBC presenter, brit/pol/, Brits, budget cuts, cowboy builder, election campaign, freezing temperature, G7 leaders, hottest day of year, Iran attacks, Iran drones, Israel, memers, Middle East conflict, Poles, RAF fighter jets, step, unite, watch, watch your step anon

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	106
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!